Disclosure

A few days ago I learned that William Banks is going to jail for 8 months for allegedly stealing 5 Israel flag law signs. I've met William through open jams that he and his friend Tej Khanna host at the Brooklyn Comedy collective. Since I know William from

NYC is poetic, am I?

What's interesting is that a city can be something different to everyone else. Media is so effective at portraying a city. NYC has an almost mythical status with Friends, Seinfeld, Sex in the City, and even more contemporary content creators like Casey Neistat or Kelly Wasaka. I'

Grammar Table

The world is weird. Last Wednesday when I was at the Upper West Side as I usually am for tap dance. I saw a person had set up a booth called the Grammar Table. Often a general principle is to avoid people on the street, avoid people who seem to

House Warming Party?

I moved to Brooklyn from San Francisco about 8 months ago in search of love. Despite having my brother enlisted as a dating coach I wanted to try something new! While the gold rush brought pioneers out west looking to make it big, I was heading east hoping to find

Park Slope Food Coop

Who doesn't love child labor? When I was growing up in the strip malls of Florida there was an amusement park (?) called Wannado City, in an actual mall, that formed a small city where children could role play (cosplay) as adults and pretend to do jobs. I unfortunately

First Love

It's my mom. The end! My mom to this day showers me with "te quiero mucho" poured onto every conversation like it's a part of speech. In the same way someone might say "like" or "uhm" I've received

Chicken Soup For the Soul

When I was in 4th grade our teacher would read us Chicken Soup for the Soul. These were basically accounts of people's hardships, but they had some sort of lesson incorporated and they would make you feel better. From what I remember the table of contents focused on

Annoyances

On September 20th I attended a somatic dating event. The dating event was more guided than speed dating, and the intention was to form stronger connections between people. To do this you would be asked deeper questions, and be guided through a somatic portion such as hugging each other, or

Badass Brothers

"tmrw we will hopefully take a tap class so one day we will tap on our enemies grave... we are badass brothers thanks 2 our parents". My brother, Samuel wrote the above and some more on the back of a Brotherhood of Death postcard quite fitting. To find

Yes, but

Our teacher Mallory splits the room in half. The people on the right will walk up and establish the who and the what of the scene. The people on the left will establish the who and the where.  Then we'll trade places and continue. We hear a loud